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I'm known as Skybird
D.O.B : 13 October
Age : Secret
Citizenship : Malaysia
Dialect : Cantonese, Mandarin and Hokkien
Religion : Free Thinker
Love : Girly(Jac), Holiday, Sleeping ^o^, Anne's XiaoBai xD

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 @ 4:30 AM

Wow, long time no post! Dunno wat to post! I dunt have idea what topic should i blog about! Today let share a funny story for all my friend.

Title: Chio Bu Experiance Stand At Geylang Road

Once upon a time, got a gurl call 'Chiobu' like to bet and accept people challenge. One day, she go out with her friend for enjoy her time. They go to geylang to have some dinner. Her friend wanna play a games. The games is 'Chiobu' need to stand at geylang road for 5 mins and see how many guy come approach her. The reward of this games is $100. All her friend bet Over 5 guy will come approach ChioBu. ChioBu bet under 5. Who win will get $100. Then, ChioBu go stand at geylang road and wait how many guy will come approach her. This Chiobu is wearing purple dress and jean. Her hand take one handbag. This Chiobu very pretty and have artist look. All his friend waiting at the restaurant and see chiobu stand at the road and counting how many guy come approach chiobu. First bangala guy come and look that chibu and go talk to the chiobu. That chiobu just smile smile only and nvr answer. After 1 mins other guy come approach Chiobu, this chiobu using some bad tactic, when that guy look at her, she put her hand inside the handbag and pretend looking something inside her handbag. Then that guy go away. After 2 mins, another guy come to approach ChioBu again, this chiobu use her tactic again. She dunt look at that guy, she look at her handbag again pretend like she is waiting someone. So, that guy go away. After 5 mins, that chiobu go back to that restaurant and meet her friend for dinner. That Chiobu win because only 3 guys come approach her within 5 mins. That chiobu win $100 for her pocket money. All her friend cannt imagine they lost for the games.

That chiobu damm happy because she win the games. This ChioBu gain a nice experience stand at geylang road. This Chiobu also smart to use some tactic to win that money but her friend dunno it. After that they are having their dinner. When go home, this ChioBu share her story to all her friend and she is very happy.

If i got chance meet this ChioBu, i will challenge her stand at geylang road for 20 mins at 10pm. Dunt let her take her handbag, just herself can stand at there. Reward is $150. I will set 4 guy come approach her. HeHeHe!! I will stand near her and take the video. Wondering got such chance to meet this ChioBu or not! Wahaha!!



Tuesday, October 21, 2008 @ 11:28 PM

Today is a boring day. I just spend my time watching movie at night and play some games at facebook. I am thinking going to mirc chat but i think no one will willing chat with me because my english is poor. People will only look down me! They are no people will chat with me because i amnt good in english. If talk to them also will make them bad mood, i better keep silent only. They just will waste their time for chatting with me! HeHeHe!! Really dunno why so moody this few day after get my medical report. I dont know i am lucky or bad luck. xD.. I have migrain again and its really lucky! Why i am so lucky in my life? I got luck in betting soccer. I am also got luck in my health also. HaHaHa!!! Why life is so short? I dunno how long can i survive with this disease. I just will continue my life to be a happy guy. I can survive in a lonelyy and single life. That is nice!! Just survive and happy all along. I also wont tell any my friend about this also. Just keep it for me and dunt want them to worry and show they are care about me. I just fight myself and survive. If one day its attack me hardly, i will only choose go to an island and jump into the sea and die in peaceful. WoW, really fun!! HeHeHe!!!

Dunt know wat to blog liaooo!! Just hope i will recover soon. Since its not the early stage liaoo, just hope got miracle only!!

Good Luck Skybird!!! Skybird Fly Fly Fly To The Heaven!!!



Monday, October 20, 2008 @ 11:45 PM

Its a long time no blog something at here. Today a bit boring and watching movie at home after work. What a Monday life? Just Now open my email and see there are many email that i have read. I found some funny email from my friend. Here i blog at here for those who read my blog to enjoy and laugh together! HeHeHe!!! Enjoy ur days my friend!!!

當總統從小就要練

老師: 小明,有同學檢舉你上禮拜五考試時作弊!

小明: 你不要污衊我,我是班長,我有高道德標準,我會作弊嗎?如果你能提 出證據證明我作弊,我就自動退學!

老師:這不就是你的小抄嗎?

小明:我身為班長、每天要處理很多班上的事,讀書時間難免不夠,但我還是堅持服務大家、自己再熬夜讀書。

老師:我再問你一次,這是不是你的小抄?如果是的話,依校規,你恐怕要被退學…

小明:我個人的去留微不足道,但是如果因為我被栽贓作弊,害得班上的名聲被糟蹋掉,叫同學出去怎麼做人?

老師:好吧!看你一直顧左右而言它的樣子,顯然這小抄就是你的了 …

小明:不!這不是我的,是甲君的!

老師:甲君是誰?

小明:身為班長,我要有義氣,不能因為要自保自清,就出賣同學,害同學被扣分,我寧願被冤枉也不可以說!

老師:可是這上面的筆跡明明是你的!你的字跡很好認!

小明:你用膝蓋想也知道,我不用作弊也有 60分, 我有必要為了多個5分10分去作弊,害自己被退學嗎?我會歪哥嗎?

老師:作弊就是不對!

小明:你有調查過全校 2000 名同學中的其他 1999 人都沒有作弊嗎?去年剛畢業的學長小華就有作弊,你為什麼不抓他?

老師:我現在抓到你作弊當然要處理,這跟其他同學沒有關係

小明:我三年來都這麼做,你為什麼一開始不跟我講考試不能帶小抄?到現在才出來說我作弊

老師:因為老師之前都信任大家,不刻意去抓,但今天有同學檢舉了,老師不得不辦!

小明:好!我再說一次,如果下次你當場抓到我作弊,我就自動退學

老師:你剛才不是說,如果我能提出你作弊的證據,你就自動退學嗎?

小明:那是〝間接〞抓到,不算!如果你〝直接〞當場抓到,我就服氣。

老師:作弊就作弊,還有分直接、間接的嗎?

小明:老師你是外省人喔?

老師:???

小明:我阿公在二二八事件中被國民黨的軍隊打死、我爸在美麗島事件中也被抓去關,你們外省人都愛欺負我們台灣人!

老師:我是本省人耶!

小明:那你一定是中共派來台灣臥底的台奸,中共的同路人、賣台集團的一份子、你滾回大陸啦!

老師:算了!老師不處罰你了,小明,你好好作弊,你以後一定可以當總統的。

Hope u all enjoy with it and please tag something after u read this! Thanks!!



Thursday, October 9, 2008 @ 7:22 AM
16 signs you love someone

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them at night and they hang up,
you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and sms Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You realize you’re always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

HaHaHa!! Just a Joke for Fun!! Enjoy!!!